watch Bruno on the Today Show with Matt Lauer | Bruno Review | -Since Bruno is one of the hottest trends today.I'm posting something about him-I'll just post it okay I'm not going to understand it or whatever.so below is apparently a video of him,bruno,on the streets while he's on the today show with matt lauer.Just watch it.
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Was President Obama really looking at the booty of the blonde girl in pink?The picture was taken during Obama's G8 conference in Italy yesterday.Now, if President Obama is looking at the girl what's so wrong about that?That is so natural for a male and even the president is not exempted-when you see a pretty woman don't tell me you will just have to ignore her would you?
Update: It really seems like Obama is looking at the girl?Literally,on your point of view do you think president is really looking at the girl?Now we also have Nicholas Sarkozy the president of France plastering a suspicious smile at Obama who's looking at the girl.Did I just say that?Yes.I personally believe he's looking at the girl.
Now who is that girl Obama is looking at?According to NYpost the girl is identified to be a 17-year-old junior G-8 delegate from Brazil.But nobody tried to decipher who she really is! But there's a video clearing the issue.Watch it at http://www.nypost.com/seven/07102009/news/nationalnews/tail_to_the_chief_178552.htm
We saw another picture on the web.See it yourself!
Update: It really seems like Obama is looking at the girl?Literally,on your point of view do you think president is really looking at the girl?Now we also have Nicholas Sarkozy the president of France plastering a suspicious smile at Obama who's looking at the girl.Did I just say that?Yes.I personally believe he's looking at the girl.
Now who is that girl Obama is looking at?According to NYpost the girl is identified to be a 17-year-old junior G-8 delegate from Brazil.But nobody tried to decipher who she really is! But there's a video clearing the issue.Watch it at http://www.nypost.com/seven/07102009/news/nationalnews/tail_to_the_chief_178552.htm
We saw another picture on the web.See it yourself!
Now,what can you say about this?
I've taken Dr Hilary's symptom checker to see if I have any of the symptoms of swine flu.
Oh really?I was here to confirm if I have swine flu or not and then I'll end up with nothing but a crappy seasonal flu?No.I believe this free online swine flu checker of yours foretells me that I will have swine flu sooner.I hope -not?!But anyways I believe I have swine flu.I have a pet swine and as you've said a flu.Be there when I die!!
- Q: In the last 7 days have you been in close contact with someone known or suspected to have swine flu, lived in a part of the UK where there is a sustained spread of swine flu, or visited a country considered to be at high risk of swine flu? A: Philippines is currently the leading country in South-east asia to have the most number of Swine Flu cases and as far as I know I never been in contacted with A(h1n1) infected people nor have I kissed a pig this week.lol.Then No!
- Q: Have you been in contact with someone who has recently returned from an area of the UK or from a country where there is a sustained spread of swine flu? A: Hey the question sounds as if you've just repeated and rephrased what you have asked me on number 1! damn it.Do I really have to answer NO!
- Q: Do you have a high temperature (over 38 degrees celsius or over 100 degrees fahrenheit)? A: I had it last monday.Is it still counted?~Uhm maybe-YES.
- Do your muscles ache? A: Nope.
- Do you have a bad headache? A: Yeah.An insane headache is threatening my life.I would have a hemorrhage bumping my head on the wall.
- Do you have a very sore throat? A: No.I wouldn't want to have one.It kills!! Anyway I use Listerine!
- Do you have a hacking cough? A: Yes ,I think so.Every time I cough someone will always call the police and says I'm a bomberman! wanna find out what kind of hack?
- Do you have a streaming nose? A: Oh my poor pathetic stubby looking nose is feeling a little runny today.It got red when I erased the writings on the board at school.What kind of streaming are you talking about doctor?Are you insane? You mean the live free online streaming of Michael Jackson? or just streaming?what do you mean by that anyway? before you answer! allow me to tell you the answer is No.ironies. . hehe
My test Results
While it is unlikely that you have swine flu, it is possible that you are suffering from either human seasonal flu or a common cold. If your symptoms persist or get worse please call your GP, or if it is a weekend, follow the recorded advice from your surgery to speak to an out-of-hours doctor
Oh really?I was here to confirm if I have swine flu or not and then I'll end up with nothing but a crappy seasonal flu?No.I believe this free online swine flu checker of yours foretells me that I will have swine flu sooner.I hope -not?!But anyways I believe I have swine flu.I have a pet swine and as you've said a flu.Be there when I die!!
The cute little Evian babies are back on Roller skates! Evian Roller Babies Funny Commercial Video hit the television and brought smiles and cracks to the viewers!We just can't get enough of those evian babies!The 60-second clip features 96 Evian babies busting some old skool hip hop grooves to a remix of Rapper’s Delight by Dan the Automator.Paris-based agency, BETC Euro RSCG, are responsible for the campaign.What can you say about this cute babies?tell us on the comment ssection!
Watch the Evian Roller Babies Funny Commercial Video here!
The singer-actress Kelly Clarkson is rumored to be pregnant before.And now, the rumor has just came out of nowhere topping all the searches.Kelly Clarkson's pregnancy issue last May started when she performed on the American Idol where she sang “My Life Would Suck Without You” .I don't know if she's pregnant or not but that thing is "SHE'S GETTING FAT!".lol.
That's the lousiest lie I ever heard Kelly!!LMAO.
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On Kelly Clarkson's side she says that she's always been thicker in the middle and that she will stay childless. She may also adopt cats as the years go by.
She says, "I'm awesome at the aunt thing. I'll hang out with my oldest; out of all my nieces and nephews, the nephew is the oldest, he's seven. But I'm not really good with the whole baby thing. I don't do the diaper thing."
That's the lousiest lie I ever heard Kelly!!LMAO.
I was surfing for latest videos at Youtube when I chanced upon this video.Everyone's been talking and searching about this lately, I'm sure.During an interview with CNBC's John Harwood yesterday, President Barack Obama was distracted by a buzzing fly in the White House.Now watch the video for a recap or so that you'll know what the heck i'm talking about.
On what seems to be a humorous way of swatting a fly, Pres.Obama really displays the common annoyance to most of the people.People around somewhere has opinions of their own and of course it's either a bad one or a compliment.Some will say the Ninja style of getting rid of a fly is cool and that Obama is cool too.There are also some who lacks sense of humor that their opinion appears to be tongue in cheek.But personally, there's really nothing wrong about killing a fly! I mean who the hell wouldn't want to kill a fly that irritates the hell out of you?What I am only afraid of is that by the time Obama runs out of patience he may become a killer instead.lol.I can't wait to see people rally in front of the white house with placards saying "JUSTICE IN MEMORY OF THE WHITE HOUSEFLY".
What can you say about that?
Before anything else, I'm warning you READ AT OWN RISK.The questions I'm about to ask are those of the crappy kind.If in case you don't feel like it FEEL FREE TO GET THE HELL OUT and if you have something to say I'm more than willing to have a chitchat with you about the questions on the comment area below.I'm just a bundle of nerves that I feel anxious everytime I ask these questions to myself.XD.
Are you ready?let's play. . .
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?(lol)
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected becomes the expected?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them,but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you still touch it to be sure?
Why is it that when you transport something to car, it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns,do the others have to drown too?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does this mean the fifth person enjoys it?
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can.Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they'll tell you to grow up?
Why is it called rush hour when you don't move?
Where the heck, in the nursery ryhme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Why do crackers have holes, not cracks?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him arounf several times,does he become disoriented?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
Why are there flotation deviced under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do we sing "Rock a Bye baby" to lull our little one to sleep when the song is putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
If love is blind,how do we believe in love at first sight?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "FREEWAYS"?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
THIS IS CERTAINLY THE LAST BUT NOT IN THE LIST - The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, THEN IT'S YOU!
Now, it's your time to shine! Answer the questions carefully- and I might just give you a FREE GIFT!Wait, what on earth is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
This coming June 16 is the release date of Jonas Brother's fourth studio album Lines,Vines and Trying Times.And before that time comes,Joe Jonas was asked to dance Beyonce's Single ladies put a ring on it.And here is the much awaited long-requested video of Joe dancing to Single Ladies.Within just two days in Youtube the video has already garnered 2,018,589 views.See the video below and enjoy!
He looks like Mr. Bean in the video.LOL.What a nut! can somebody please Stop Him!Lmao.He dances great though but WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Valentines has ended, some relationships got stronger and some had gone nowhere.
And to those whose hearts had been stabbed, especially for men...the call for alcohol is badly needed.I'm talking about drunkards, what is it with drunkards that intrigues the hell out of me? I might sound silly but with all my life, I never tasted such thing.Obvious naman siguro. I'll probably puke if so.It's not that it disgust me or anything but i just don't' feel like it.I simply don't.Ugh! aren't they foul-mouthed?I mean literally smelly.Not that I'm saying I have something against them!! Ah basta! Let's fuss over the topic na nga!! specifically the three types of drunkard.Well, of my years of being with a lot of wasted people I always notice that when the alcohol gets through their lets say brains, the aftershock would be either of the three:
- THE PIGGY TYPE: Why piggy type? Haven't you encountered boozers walking in the middle of the street? And to where do you suppose they're going? [Eh! what is it to you?]Haha. Probably they're going to passed out of nowhere.Yeah! totally out of their minds.And ends up sleeping wherever they would bang themselves down on the ground.There are TV reports about this boozers sleeping on sidewalks,center islands,grassy meadows in the middle of the night and that they've been mistaken for cold cadavers.I suppose you know why "piggy".Pig's habitually slumps themselves when they feel like sleeping.And would laze all day long.
- GOOSE TYPE: Been with loudmouthed people when drunk? That's probably why they're entitled the Goose type.Well, there are those people who talks a lot when they're under the influenced of alcohol.Incessant talkers, talking about craps and then comes arguments that would perhaps last for decades -if not centuries.haha.But the funny thing about these goose type gossipers is that they can really tickle your laugh box and brightens up your day.(but boozers usually drink during the night).Well on the darker side, some goose would peck you and then jabs their mouth incessantly quacking..and there are those drunkards that might hurt you with their words.Peck your heart and mutter things that hurts and cuts like a knife.
- THE BULL TYPE: If you're wearing red on a sunny dappled morning, walking in the middle of a ranch.Then spotted a sign board saying "Beware of Bulls".What are you gonna do?Some boozers are just like bulls, if you swelter their eyes better run for your life.Coz they'd be more than willing to do such killing, get black eyes,bruise,cuts~if not death.Raging with anger~getting wilder until he'll collapse.MAUY!!!!haha.I don't know why most of the boozers who does this kind of thing,looks so damn odd.Spell Hoodlum.And you're doomed.
Haha.What can you say? What type of drinker are you?Are you one of them?