watch Bruno on the Today Show with Matt Lauer | Bruno Review | -Since Bruno is one of the hottest trends today.I'm posting something about him-I'll just post it okay I'm not going to understand it or whatever.so below is apparently a video of him,bruno,on the streets while he's on the today show with matt lauer.Just watch it.
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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
I've taken Dr Hilary's symptom checker to see if I have any of the symptoms of swine flu.
Oh really?I was here to confirm if I have swine flu or not and then I'll end up with nothing but a crappy seasonal flu?No.I believe this free online swine flu checker of yours foretells me that I will have swine flu sooner.I hope -not?!But anyways I believe I have swine flu.I have a pet swine and as you've said a flu.Be there when I die!!
- Q: In the last 7 days have you been in close contact with someone known or suspected to have swine flu, lived in a part of the UK where there is a sustained spread of swine flu, or visited a country considered to be at high risk of swine flu? A: Philippines is currently the leading country in South-east asia to have the most number of Swine Flu cases and as far as I know I never been in contacted with A(h1n1) infected people nor have I kissed a pig this week.lol.Then No!
- Q: Have you been in contact with someone who has recently returned from an area of the UK or from a country where there is a sustained spread of swine flu? A: Hey the question sounds as if you've just repeated and rephrased what you have asked me on number 1! damn it.Do I really have to answer NO!
- Q: Do you have a high temperature (over 38 degrees celsius or over 100 degrees fahrenheit)? A: I had it last monday.Is it still counted?~Uhm maybe-YES.
- Do your muscles ache? A: Nope.
- Do you have a bad headache? A: Yeah.An insane headache is threatening my life.I would have a hemorrhage bumping my head on the wall.
- Do you have a very sore throat? A: No.I wouldn't want to have one.It kills!! Anyway I use Listerine!
- Do you have a hacking cough? A: Yes ,I think so.Every time I cough someone will always call the police and says I'm a bomberman! wanna find out what kind of hack?
- Do you have a streaming nose? A: Oh my poor pathetic stubby looking nose is feeling a little runny today.It got red when I erased the writings on the board at school.What kind of streaming are you talking about doctor?Are you insane? You mean the live free online streaming of Michael Jackson? or just streaming?what do you mean by that anyway? before you answer! allow me to tell you the answer is No.ironies. . hehe
My test Results
While it is unlikely that you have swine flu, it is possible that you are suffering from either human seasonal flu or a common cold. If your symptoms persist or get worse please call your GP, or if it is a weekend, follow the recorded advice from your surgery to speak to an out-of-hours doctor
Oh really?I was here to confirm if I have swine flu or not and then I'll end up with nothing but a crappy seasonal flu?No.I believe this free online swine flu checker of yours foretells me that I will have swine flu sooner.I hope -not?!But anyways I believe I have swine flu.I have a pet swine and as you've said a flu.Be there when I die!!
"Stark Raving Dad" featuring the mysteriously named 'John Jay Smith' at The animated series Simpsons is known to have cartoonized celebrity guests and Michael Jackson is one of their biggest celebrity guest ever.On the Simpsons episode where Michael Jackson is Leon Kompowsky, a large and loveable brick layer who says he is Michael Jackson. In the episode, Homer is charmed by Leon and brings him home from a mental institution, where the rest of the family eventually falls in love with him. The sweetest moment comes at the end when Leon and Bart perform a birthday song for Lisa.
I'm going to watch live online as Fox re-airs the ep as a tribute to uncredited guest star Michael Jackson.
The cute little Evian babies are back on Roller skates! Evian Roller Babies Funny Commercial Video hit the television and brought smiles and cracks to the viewers!We just can't get enough of those evian babies!The 60-second clip features 96 Evian babies busting some old skool hip hop grooves to a remix of Rapper’s Delight by Dan the Automator.Paris-based agency, BETC Euro RSCG, are responsible for the campaign.What can you say about this cute babies?tell us on the comment ssection!
Watch the Evian Roller Babies Funny Commercial Video here!
It's not the very first time that this creature was discovered but it's one of the rarest and it's life is endangered.Hyalinobatrachium pellucidum is the scientific name of the glass frog also called crystal frog.What made the see-through frog remarkable is that you can barely see it's organs.Alongside with the discovery of the transparent frogs, are also strange looking creatures.Like the ugly salamander,Gnome Katydid,poison arrow frog and lots more.
Conservation Internation conducted a three-week biodiversity study at Nangaritza Ecuador.While exploring the forests of Ecuador they found out that these creatures have been staying in a dormant condition away from the eyes of mortals.
According to Bloomberg, out of 14 million plants and animals in the world, human beings have been acquainted with only about 1.8 million.Therefore there's a lot more to discover.And in the search for these creatures, will it be possible that it might lead us to the discovery of new species of the already extinct dinosaurs?
For me, I might be out of topic but I'm really craving for something gummy! I wonder how it tastes like if I'll eat it alive!lol.
Before anything else, I'm warning you READ AT OWN RISK.The questions I'm about to ask are those of the crappy kind.If in case you don't feel like it FEEL FREE TO GET THE HELL OUT and if you have something to say I'm more than willing to have a chitchat with you about the questions on the comment area below.I'm just a bundle of nerves that I feel anxious everytime I ask these questions to myself.XD.
Are you ready?let's play. . .
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?(lol)
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected becomes the expected?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them,but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you still touch it to be sure?
Why is it that when you transport something to car, it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns,do the others have to drown too?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does this mean the fifth person enjoys it?
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can.Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they'll tell you to grow up?
Why is it called rush hour when you don't move?
Where the heck, in the nursery ryhme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Why do crackers have holes, not cracks?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him arounf several times,does he become disoriented?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
Why are there flotation deviced under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do we sing "Rock a Bye baby" to lull our little one to sleep when the song is putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
If love is blind,how do we believe in love at first sight?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "FREEWAYS"?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
THIS IS CERTAINLY THE LAST BUT NOT IN THE LIST - The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, THEN IT'S YOU!
Now, it's your time to shine! Answer the questions carefully- and I might just give you a FREE GIFT!Wait, what on earth is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
This coming June 16 is the release date of Jonas Brother's fourth studio album Lines,Vines and Trying Times.And before that time comes,Joe Jonas was asked to dance Beyonce's Single ladies put a ring on it.And here is the much awaited long-requested video of Joe dancing to Single Ladies.Within just two days in Youtube the video has already garnered 2,018,589 views.See the video below and enjoy!
He looks like Mr. Bean in the video.LOL.What a nut! can somebody please Stop Him!Lmao.He dances great though but WHAT DO YOU THINK?